sigh... Microsoft, i want to give you a try again... i really do. but the thing is, i've fallen in love with someone else. i know we've been together for a long time. we've had our happy times as a couple. haha. remember that time you and me downloaded over 80 gigs of pirated movies a few years back? yeah, that was awesome. oooh ooh, or how about that first time i made a movie with you? yeah, granted, it was kinda whack-sauce, but over the years we found our groove and put out some pretty amazing stuff, huh? you were there when i beat doom... that was a proud time in my life. you were there when i spoke my first voice recongnition words...again, amazing experience! you were there when i first ventured out  in this crazy world we call the internet. you helped me through rough times  when i moved out on my own, you even connected me to loved ones across the globe. haha, there were even those times when we secretly hacked passwords and read other people's email. good times. yeah, we've had a good history together and i want to thank you for those times. but over the years you've grown... hmmm... how can i put this without hurting you? you've grown complicated. i tried to communicate you about drivers and functionality, but time and time again you like making things hard on me. i know you're your own OS, but i suggested that maybe you change the way you look and act, and at times we found ways to make your GUI more customizable... but it always brought you to your knees.  the truth is we've grown. grown apart. and i've grown up a bit too. i don't need thousands of programs or games anymore. i just want things to work smoothly... ha, and i can't deny some sexiness wouldn't hurt. maybe, it's me? yeah. it's not you. you deserve better. it's me completely. i don't treat you right. billions of other people find you perfect and don't mind being with you forever. me? well, i'm too picky i guess. you don't need that.

...aww, who am i kidding? i've found someone else. she's gorgeous, witty, effective, organized. sure, she's a bit costly and snooty... but she's beginning to change. infact, not too long ago she got a heart transplant and now how the same inner-workings as you... well, except she functions better. things just work between us... it's harmony. i can't fight this feeling inside. i need to do what's right to me...

but i do respect you. and i don't want to end this without giving you one more chance. let's see if we can work this out. you say you've changed. you say your more confident in yourself and secure. you say you've been working on your performance. you say you've even trimmed down and sexied up. i hope so, i really do... all i want is for you to make my life easier. i'm through with the headaches and crashing... and pain.

so, this is it. i hate for it to be this way, but if you aren't all you've made yourself out to be...


...it's over between us.